2.5 years and I've finally put a diaper on the child without waking her. I am amazing!
Dead means no more moving (discussing with my child about why the fly wasn't moving after I gave it a good smack with the fly swatter).
Dear mother of god, how long is it going to take these charts to print? (after I'd already been waiting on it for 30 minutes, and we were only at page 6 of 16)
Here comes a tornado (it didn't, but the wind did blow down our fence).
What's the best way to approximate creamer?
They almost hit us (the person who was turning left into our lane stopped just shy of t-boning our car)!